Welcome to This Week in your Enlightened Life!
And before you say "Enlightened my rear quarter!" know that you wouldn't have even received this if you were not somewhere on the path. So enlightened, yes. You are enlightened simply because you are able to realize that maybe not all of your actions put you in line behind Mother Teresa or Ammachi. The thing is, you are conscious of it. You know the difference between light and less than light. You know when you act in a way that is of the light and you know when you act in a way that is less than light and you know when this darned being human thing keeps you stuck in a slightly less than light space. You are conscious of it. Even if sometimes you feel powerless to change the less than light behaviors, you are aware, and thus enlightened.